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Joke of the Day
"What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague? If you need me, I'll be in my Lab."
Next Joke
"It's like the people in this restroom don't even want my help unbuttoning their pants. STOP RUNNING AWAY I JUST WANT TO HELP YOU"
"Bartender: ""Do you want a drink, miss?""nnMe: ""What are my choices?""nnBartender: ""Yes or No."""
"One time, I broke my iPhone and for 2 days I had to tweet from my Macbook like a God-dammed homeless person I don't like to talk about it"
"If women are looking for a strong man who makes them laugh.. then they are looking for something like a ninja clown."
"I'm not a fan of male-to-female sex change surgery... It just seems like a dick move."
"What do you call a sad watermelon? melancholy"
"School is like a boner.. It's long and hard unless you're Asian."
"There's so much sexism in this world. Just once I'd like to see a Maury show titled ""You are not the Mother""."
"My wife came into my room at the ER and started unplugging stuff and flipping switches until she realized that I had just sprained my ankle."