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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Oklahoma? Raised the I.Q. of both states."

"David Cameron Went to his local butcher. He asked the butcher for a steak. The butcher asked ""what is your favourite cut?"", David replied, ""the public sector""."

"My name is jafar, I came from afar, I got a bomb in my car, Allah Uakbar"

"What is Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"

"What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan? Gotta go fast!"

"*gets naked* *gets baked* *doesn't get why they don't rhyme*"

"Went to the corner shop... Bought four corners."

"How do you get down off a horse? You don't, you get down off a duck."

"What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !"

"How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet? <EOM> ;^)"