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Joke of the Day

"Dad: When you turn 18, I'm taking you to the strip club. Teen: Of course not dad! Dad: Oh shut up Jessica, it's time for you to start bringing money to the house."

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"I like my coffee how I like my women. STD free."

"Knock knock The game"

"""Go left at the chopsticks in the road"" - Chinese directions"

"I've always wanted to be a comic book artist... I'm really drawn to it."

"Count Chocula is undead to me."

"What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."

"What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian? The canoe tips."

"""Snitches get stitches,"" I whisper to my 3 year old as he watches me brush Oreo crumbs from the bed sheets."

"Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving."