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Joke of the Day
"How is a woman like a bank. You lose interest once you withdraw. Playboy has awesome jokes."
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"When professors with tenure need a quick snack Do they eat academia nuts?"
"The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back."
"Why don't witches wear panties when flying? To get a better grip on the broomstick."
"If they put a woman on the $10 bill... Wouldn't it be $7.70?"
"sometimes when I finish eating a bag of microwave popcorn I try to eat a couple unpopped kernels just to convince myself it's really over"
"A hot babe said we could have sex if monkeys fly out of her ass, so tonight I meet with a zoologist, proctologist and some guy from NASA."
"I killed a duck that had been bothering me recently. The judge charged me with murder most fowl."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here pardner !"
"I looked out the window earlier and the sky was bright green. I thought, 'I've got the fucking plane upside down."""