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Joke of the Day
"Today I shot a black man and his wife It was a beautiful wedding"
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"Started my Matrix Algebra class a few months ago... I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?"
"My therapist told me today that I need to stop talking to inanimate objects, but I mean he's just a lamp so what does he really know anyway"
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"Why didn't the cashier get the punchline? It didn't register."
"People I live with are hiding my shit. The two most effective hiding places to date: 1) out in the open 2) where I last left it"
"Are you today's date? because you're an 11/10 (:"
"""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"" *Hitler rubs chin* So mine less. [GRAMMAR NAZI BUSTS IN] ""MINE FEWER."" [Hitler looks up] Yes?"
"Have you ever tried using a broken pencil? No? Well don't try. It's pointless."