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Joke of the Day

"It's not my farting that bothers my wife, it's me yelling ""Release the Kraken!!"" right before I do it."

"Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it."

"I woke up because of birds chirping.nI wish I had wings too.nI would fly to each of these birds & choke them one by one. n6 am is too early."

"Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? Nicole. Nicole who? Nicole never bothered me anyway! (Hehehe)"

"Friends and Family of Jedis should be called ""The Force Kin"""

"Why are black guys eyes red after sex? From the pepper spray."

"I used to have a friend who wanted to be run over by a steam train... When he finally was, he was chuffed to bits."

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""What'll you have Senator Cruz?"""

"How is credit like cocaine? Everyone just needs 1 more line."

"I WISH I WERE PAC-MAN SO WHEN I GOT UPSET I COULD EAT SOME CHERRIES & EVERYONE AROUND ME WOULD TURN INTO GHOSTS"