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Joke of the Day
"How is credit like cocaine? Everyone just needs 1 more line."
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"My mother's star sign was cancer. Ironic how she died, really. She died due to fatal injuries from a giant crab attack."
"A really sad man committed suicide by crushing himself with a vending machine He was soda pressed."
"Do you guys ever put sheets over your dogs so they look like little dog ghosts? Me neither."
"Gay used to mean happy, then it meant homosexual, then it meant kind of lame, now it's just gay."
"""For sale: Brown skinned Cabbage Patch doll..."" It's only Harv Price"
"It took years for my gf to get me to put down the toilet seat. Though, I really don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place."
"What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts? I don't even wanna talk to the living."
"""hey mister can i pet your dog?"" ""sure kid"" ""what kind is he?"" ""that there's a pure beef vienna son careful don't get mustard on your shirt"""
"What is your best ""Yo mama"" joke?"