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Joke of the Day

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""What'll you have Senator Cruz?"""

"My friend really changed onced she decided to be a vegetarian It's like I've never known herbivore"

"How do secret agents complement a disguise? ""Hey James, that disguise is incogNEATo!"""

"I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 shades of grey. Like the one where she gets a job right after college"

"My friends don't hang out with me anymore since I told them I dilute my Viagra. They just can't tolerate that I'm homeosexual"

"DIRTY Why does Bill Clinton play saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica"

"How does Moses get his tea ready? Hebrews"

"I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday it was a risk I was willing to take"

"before mcdonald's i bet ""don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown"" was a pretty hard and fast rule"

"Me: Can I order the conch fritters please? Waitress: The ""ch"" is pronounced like a ""k"" Me: Okay Bick."