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Joke of the Day
"alcoholic alzheimer's anonymous. No one knows who they are, or what they're drinking."
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"Bar joke A monk, a rabbi, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says ""what is this? Some kind of joke?"""
"I clocked this beautiful woman earlier. I'll probably never see her againit was a pretty big clock."
""" You drink too much milk."", said the doctor Your blood is now milk."
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"Peter Parker's at a party He's offered a blunt. ""No,"" He says looking out the window at the skyline. ""That's not the Mary Jane I need."""
"A hole has appeared in the ladies' changing rooms at the downtown sports club. Police are looking into it."
"What are the best kinds of speedbumps? Orphan shaped ones."