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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? Nicole. Nicole who? Nicole never bothered me anyway! (Hehehe)"

"Ok so the Past, the Present, and the Future walked into a bar. It was tense."

"Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a ""judgment free"" zone...unless we're talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week."

"What does a Frog use to fish with? A TAD POLE."

"I get the same thing for my birthday every year - a pair of socks and a piece of tail... And they're both two sizes too big."

"How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk? Udderly useless."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... (Self-Repost) ...One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks in there!""."

"*interrupts planning of heist* Where are we going for dinner after the robbery"

"You can't spell grope without GOP."

"Why don't they call the Batman film ""The White Knight"" instead of ""The Dark Knight""? Because no one would care that he died."