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Joke of the Day
"What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint"
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"Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence. "
"Whenever someone says, ""Good question"" I never hear their answer because I'm too busy congratulating myself for asking such a good question."
"What do you call a homosexual wizard who isn't Albus Dumbledore? Gayndalf The Gay"
"Apparently showing the pharmacist a picture of my wife was not a good enough reason to get Valium without a prescription."
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