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Joke of the Day
"What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint"
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"I ended up in jail the other night and the guys across from me had glued themselves together... It was very confusing."
"Have you heard about the new store coming to the mall? It's a pretty *hot topic*."
"Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than it does today? We would get paid every day, and all women would bleed to death."
"I have an inferiority complex But it's a not very good one...:("
"Face down, Ass up. That's how I like to tie my shoes."
"What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge? A Dictator"
"All out of clean spoons so I guess I'll just eat this fat free yogurt with my gun."
"What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank? Small medium at large"
"On the topic of jokes we made up when we were younger, here's mine: ""How much does Canada cost?"" Nothing. It's a free country."