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Joke of the Day

"I tried to sit through my friend's joke about the void... (xpost from /r/punny/) But it was endless."

"what is harry Potter's favorite ice breaker? Scar Stories."

"A cop just knocked on my front door. He told me my dog was chasing someone on a bike. Told the cop it wasn't my dog, he doesnt even own a bike."

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."

"I just saw a lit up 'Noel' x-mas decoration on top of a house and noticed the 'L' was missing, so I thought to myself, 'look, there's no L.'"

"What was INXS Singer Michael Hutchence's favorite vegetable? The autochoke."

"When I refer to old relatives passing away I never say ""RIP"" because I don't wants them to rest. I want them to Zumba."

"Don't Commit Suicide 0/10 people who commit suicide recommend it."

"Fully clothed mom just waded into the pool to grab her devil spawn child that was ignoring her. She's my new favorite."

"Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful? The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube."