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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to tell you a pizza joke actually never mind it's too cheesy."

"My roommate just called my clothes gay.. Have a little respect man! They just came out of the closet"

"Not to mention trempe If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine."

"A friend of mine wanted me to recommend a TV series that 'ends with a bang.' I told him he might like Cowboy Bebop."

"*Sees old 1987 ford mustang and gets in* Lets see if this baby still works *pulls baby out of backpack* *baby cries* Great! *Puts it back*"

"I have a confession about my time at the movies recently... Okay, fine. I'll admit it: I'm bad. I take women to The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug and I never Gollum back."

"Why are Omegle and Chatroulette great dating sites? Because they have plenty of members."

"I once asked a girl out on a date to perform in my favorite hobby. She demanded there be no strings attached We had a shit day flying kites"

"What goes ""quick, quick""? Duck in a hurry. (c) beatattitude 2014"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking. JK...Rowling."