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Joke of the Day
"Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence. "
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"Bernie Sanders again topped in campaign contributions with most of donations being small contributors... Leave it to a fuckin' jew to rob poor plebs of all their money!"
"What's the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger."
"Dead Babies What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke?"
"Typical mexico..."
"My grandfather told me that our generation depends too much on technology... ...so I unplugged his life support."
"This orange does not taste right... I think I'm gonna put it back in the crayon box."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting injected with tetanus."
"If you surround your house in police tape, the odds of you being robbed drops dramatically."
"Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard? A barber!"