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Joke of the Day
"I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved."
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"If X-Men and Legend of Korra had a crossover what kind of bender would Magneto be? A Fassbender"
"How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)"
"Dr Watson asks Sherlock Holmes... ""Holmes, why are you spreading fruit juice on my buttocks?"" ""Lemon entry dear Watson, Lemon entry"""
"Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side."
"The showerhead and shower curtain are complaining. Curtain says: I really hate having to just hang here all day. Showerhead: At least you dont get turned on everytime you see a naked person!"
"Are anti-jokes still funny? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead"
"how do you know a basketball player has prostate cancer? he dribbles a lot"
"Interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering"
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!"