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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homosexual wizard who isn't Albus Dumbledore? Gayndalf The Gay"
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"What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach? A tangent"
"I once dated a girl with two noses. She wasn't much to look at but she smelled great."
"Nobody tell my husband that ""year round periods"" aren't a thing."
"I would rather weave a suit out of my grandfather's pubic hair than ""pull an all-nighter"" with you."
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton get in a car wreck, who survives? America."
"hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i'd like to surgically remove my hand"
"Have you guys seen the Petrified Forrest? Those trees are scared!"
"How does a redneck mother know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick tastes funny."
"I installed a mirror in front of my toilet so that when I run out of things to read I will have someone to talk to."