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Joke of the Day
"Why did the salmon cross the road? To get to the front page"
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"If you love something, set it free. If it scurries up a wall, spins a web, & eats insects, it was probably a beagle or hound of some sort."
"Who are the fastest readers? 9/11 victims- 100 storeys in 10 seconds"
"What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor"
"""Oh my god, you've gotten so fat! Want me to make you something to eat?"" - my mother"
"What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe? Exoplanets Thought that one up myself."
"No matter how kind you are... ...German children will always be kinder. Edit: Since you guys seem to like German jokes so much."
"How can you tell a mechanic recently had sex? He has 1 clean finger. src: heard on radio yesterday"
"How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl? They said, ""baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"""
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today."