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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who is really good at fishing? A master-baiter"

"I'm really glad they named a park bench after my uncle in memorial. It fits, he was great at having homeless ppl sleep on top of him"

"Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned? Because they all have terrible pilots."

"The person who came up with ""happily ever after"" probably didn't realize humans would live longer than 34 years."

"HER: I'm leaving you ME: But why? HER: There's just no chemistry between us anymore CHEMISTRY: Wow, I'm like right here"

"I went for a meal at my local Chinese restaurant ""Mysterious Ways"" yesterday... ...I don't even like Chinese food but I thought I'd check it out because people keep telling me that God works there."

"My brother was convicted as an accessory to murder Dad always said he'd accomplice something."

"My wife calls me a ""lazy alcoholic."" Well, jokes on her. I just jogged to the liquor store."

"Why are black people afraid of motorcycles? They'd get caught in the chain."

"What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing? dos y dos"