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Joke of the Day

"Two days is not enough time for a weekend."

"The CEO of Comcast dies and goes to heaven..."

"*grandpa walks in with a bearded man in a plaid shirt & skinny jeans* ""uhh grandpa who's that?"" ""my hip replacement"""

"What would Forest Gump's Password be? 1Forest1"

"Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is!"

"According to my mom, Michael Jackson died again. #RIPPrince"

"Distraught after losing a full carton of milk, I tattooed its photo on my kid's face, in hope someone recognizes and returns it."

"Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies? (Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9."

"A mite is sitting on a fly. Fly: Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite? Mite: I mite be. Fly: Stupidest pun I ever heard. Mite: What do you expect? I just made it up on the fly."

"So, I understand Michael Jackson died from food poisoning... ...he choked on a 9-year old weiner."