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Joke of the Day
"I just saved 57 dollars on my groceries without a single coupon. Self checkouts are awesome."
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"Pilot makes a sudden sharp turn, comes on speaker ""Just kidding!! Attendants will be by with new underwear. Have a nice flight everybody."""
"Writing with a dull pencil is pointless..."
"Really wish ""Forever 21"" would be honest and change name to ""Pushing 30"""
"What's the ugliest tree in the world? Yew"
"What did the dog say to the fireman? The roof is on fire."
"I'm surprised ""slow internet connection"" doesn't come up more often as a motive in murder trials."
"What's r/jokes's favorite breakfast? A retoast with butter on top."
"[almost at the moon] Buzz: *explosive diarrhea* DID YOU PUT SOMETHING IN THE TANG, ARMSTRONG? Neil: *steals speech out of his pocket* nope"
"I saw a list of what things cost in the 1930s. Great Depression or not, I find it hard to believe people couldn't afford a 20 cent steak."