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Joke of the Day
"Trump is like a racehorse.... If it aint running, it's just an ass."
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"""At some point"" is my favorite time to meet up with people."
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"What do you sing at a twins bat mitzvah? Happy birthday two Jews"
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"Hit me baby, one more time. Chris Brown should date Britney Spears."
"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places... ...My doctor told me to stay away from those places."
"My yard is full of bear traps cos I'm a bit weird about sharing milkshake."
"My kid can build an entire city with a stick & a bale of hay in Minecraft but you ask him to load the dishwasher & suddenly he's brain dead"