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Joke of the Day

"You can tell the gender of an Ant by putting it in water If it sinks: Girl Ant If it floats: Boy ant"

"Every day two million Americans play tennis and one million of them lose."

"Why do nursing homes give men Viagra before they sleep? So they won't roll out of bed."

"Women are the root of all evil [Math agrees](http://i52.tinypic.com/2hh2all.jpg)"

"I invented the sandal for people with one leg. It was a flop."

"What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal"

"What did one cow say to the other? Hey moo!"

"It's called karma, and it's pronounced ""haha! Screw you!"""

"The reality is that if you have a job that requires a name tag, I'll never give a fuck what your name is."

"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Napalm"