82478

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal"

"[murder trial] LAWYER: So you unplugged your wife's life support for five minutes? COMPUTER TECH: Sometimes that works."

"[On The Cross] Jesus:""Father, forgive them, fore they know no-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""

"MTVs Teen Mom has been cancelled. At least one person on that network knows when to pull out."

"I finally had to tell the dog he was adopted."

"I don't want to die a virgin... ... it would really confuse my kids."

"Two paedophiles are waiting at a bus stop when an 8 year old girl walks past... One says to the other, ""I bet she was a looker in her day."""

"Senator Clinton what is your favorite flavor of pie Well the Republicans........... Edit: Secretary"

"Don't ""pshhh"" me, you stupid bus."

"Quit smoking is so easy I quit at least a thousand times already Edited :D"