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"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Napalm"
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"Old bankers never die... ...They just lose interest."
"Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing? I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help."
"I was visiting a desserts factory last week when my girlfriend fell into the gelato machine Now she's sore bae."
"This summer I'm going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say, 'Get a life' on them. Demetri Martin"
"How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."
"Do I like money? $"
"I am not sure if I need to get beat up, broke as hell and drive a P.O.S car to get a hot girlfriend. Because that's all I see, ugly is the new hot!"
"""I love you."" ""I love you, two."" Because multiple personality disorder."
"What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank youLord for our daily dead!''"