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Joke of the Day
"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Napalm"
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"Want to hear a joke about my penis? Ahh forget it.. it it's too long. Woman replies: want to hear a joke about my vagina? Ahh never mind... you'll never get it."
"When I worked at a pickle factory, I stuck my penis inside of a pickle slicer... They ended up firing both of us."
"Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed? Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me."
"Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie? White privilege"
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK? One got his head blown off while the other got assasinated."
"So pi and the imaginary number are talking... and i says to pi, ""be rational."" Pi responds, ""u shut ur bitch-ass whore mouth or im gon shank u mofo"" and i says, ""Oh shit just got real."""
"What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? Squeaky clean clothes."
"What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get? A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week"
"Governors that use foursquare probably get really angry when they become mayor of something."