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Joke of the Day
"I invented the sandal for people with one leg. It was a flop."
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"When is it time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand."
"What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie? Decompose yourself."
"Did you hear Aerosmith's new song about chocolate milk? It's called ""Sweet Emulsion"""
"why didn't natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."
"Why did the Pussy Wagon fail the emissions test? It had a broken Catalytic converter."
"[at my funeral] ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this me: hi everybody!"
"I was just accosted by a small child riding shotgun in a shopping cart yelling ""why you ain't got no babies?""I bet my father in law paid her"
"I like my women like I like my microwaves... Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, and willing and able to kill any baby I put inside them."
"If I learned anything from Aladdin it was that if u just keep lying to a girl eventually u will get to marry her and live at her dad's house"