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Joke of the Day

"It's called karma, and it's pronounced ""haha! Screw you!"""

"I'm going to create a Mexican supremacist group called the ??? The que que que?"

"What color were Hitler's shits? Eva Brown!"

"People who knock on my front door really need to give up these unrealistic expectations that I'm going to answer"

"BOSS: Don't just stand there. ME: Bust a move? BOSS: What? ME: Nothing, I'll go make some copies."

"What happened to the road? Depressions."

"Someone check the bulletin board... I think it's been shot!"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger PC upgrade Few years ago someone asked Arnold Schwarzenegger to upgrade his PC to windows 7. He said I still love vista, baby"

"Just now, from my dad: Have you heard the new Christmas carol from India? We Vishnu a Merry Krishnas."

"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house. Edit: Thanks for all the awesome comments. I can't keep up!"