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Joke of the Day

"KFC and pimps are similar. They both sell breasts and thighs."

"Alien vs predator Guys what if a pedophile assualts an illegal immigrant, would it be called alien vs predator?"

"My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it."

"What do Reptiles love to smoke? Mariguana"

"Why did they call off the leper hockey game... ... there was a face off in the corner."

"Having sex is like playing bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"I used to think ""I hope I don't do anything stupid."" Now it's more like ""I hope whatever stupid shit I do at least fits in a tweet."""

"Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me... With just the tip."

"How do you make a feminist angry You don't, they come that way"

"I'll never have a stable job I don't really enjoy working with horses"