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Joke of the Day
"KFC and pimps are similar. They both sell breasts and thighs."
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"Killing someone with kindness sounds like a lot of work to me."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !"
"Breaking News: Scientists clone a new hybrid cantalope and cauliflower. ""We call it the melon-cauli,"" says Dr. Noah Lot of OMG I'm so sorry"
"Burger King needs a new slogan. Something like ""we clean our bathrooms now."""
"My wife told be that I don't understand the concept of irony. Which was ironic because we were in the car at the time."
"I almost banged my wife in the ass last night.. Coworker: Well, what happened? Me: She woke up!"
"What's the definition of 'vagina'? The box the penis comes in!"
"Why did Steve fall off the swing? Because he was a potato!"
"Being an adult is mostly just wondering if the stuff in the dishwasher is dirty or clean while eating soup out of a sand castle bucket."