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Joke of the Day

"1995: one day the Internet will allow all people access to the full breadth of human knowledge. 2016: *watching cat videos*"

"How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert? Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu"

"This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free. It is I charged you L950 for the computer but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!"

"What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm? biting an apple and finding half a worm"

"What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance? PrecipiSatan"

"Did you hear Giuseppe went to the bowling alley last night? Ebola perfect game!"

"What's the difference between like, love and lust? Spit Swallow Gargle"

"What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese? A Wurst-Kase Scenario"

"Roses are red Violets are blue I've got multiple personalities disorder And so do I."

"Hey traveling businessmen, no need to put a lock on your carry-on. No one wants your briefcase full of boring."