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Joke of the Day
"What's green and smells like ham? Kermit the frog's finger"
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"Have you seen that old movie about the KKK? I hear it's a real cult classic."
"Life is like a box of chocolates A woman can completely destroy one in minutes"
"[cool person follows me] me: ok I gotta bring my A game now it's only good tweets from here me 5 mins later: horses r just big dogs ?"
"Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers? It's a shifty business."
"For gamers of a certain age Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters? He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse"
"There are two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"
"Just found an inch-long hair growing from my earlobe. Does this mean I can finally join the X-Men?"
"What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Felipe Flop!"
"Best pick up line. Hey is your name Sandy Hook? Cuz I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you."