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Joke of the Day
"I'm no cactus expert. But, I know a prick when I see one."
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"What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby? One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish"
"Nice try, Team USA. Not bad for a country that only cares about soccer for two weeks every other year!"
"What do you call a hip French black guy? Latrill"
"[astronaut test] Before you begin, questions? [hand raised] ""Is it true the moon is cheese?"" Are you that damn mouse again? [mouse runs out]"
"The best joke on reddit (OC)"
"Why are most male squirrels gay? Cuz they love nuts!"
"An audiobook that is 8 hours of breathing and page turning with a surprised ""Oh, out loud?"" right at the end."
"""Hey Steve Jobs, I'm really happy for you, And I'ma let you finish, but Moses had the greatest tablet of all time!"" -Kanye"
"Heard a good joke from a cam model. Which country has the hottest cam bodies? NSFW A. Cambodia. Then she slapped her ass and started masturbating."