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Joke of the Day

"Wife just instructed me on the best way to trim my beard. So now I'm explaining to her the proper way to change a tampon."

"Being fat is just a giant trophy for all of the awesome food you ate."

"What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas?? Cancer."

"I don't usually get political on social media but Gildan has no right making t-shirts."

"Metro don't trust trump. Future gon' shoot him."

"What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead? A sixth sense"

"This popped into my head when I was half asleep. Figured I'd share. What does a Sparkle magazine model call her g-spot? Her glitterus"

"Therapist: what's upsetting you? Wife: he's always using common phrases incorrectly Me: cry me a table, Linda"

"What's red, bloody and hangs of the back of a train? Miscarriage."

"With Girls Gone Wild bankrupt wild girls no longer have a home. Many of them will be put down. Please. Adopt a wild girl. Before she's gone."