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Joke of the Day
"My dog stopped digging after I told him he's just gonna end up in China."
Next Joke
"Facebook: Hey remember this pic of your dog that died? Me: Damnit Facebook not now. FB: Sorry... FB: Your ex girlfriend is getting married."
"Yesterday, my Muslim friend ask me if I want to breakfast together It was stupid to wait at his door on 9am."
"What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball"
"Isn't it so wierd when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear? Anyway my dad just caught me browsing r/jokes"
"How do I explain to my dog tonight that thunder isn't the all powerful god of canine destruction searching for him with every boom"
"What do you call an emperor who's also a musician? A rock-czar"
"Rules for meeting a puppy: 1 be cool 2 pet it 3 do not steal it 4 stop running from the owner 5 put it down 6 this isn't worth jail time"
"Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends."
"I come from a long line of people with convenient principles *helps an old lady cross the street because a girl is watching*"