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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the shirt that needed to lose weight? It runs big."
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"A woman, a Jew, and a Hispanic walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What's this, a presidential election?"""
"Not all my tweets are true. For example if ""sex"" and ""lack"" are not in the same tweet then the polygraph will probably run out of ink."
"How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits."
"Never bring a toasted sandwich to a senior's gym Or else you're going to have 40 people thinking they're having a stroke."
"Is it wrong to watch porn alongside a Disney inspirational video? I'm not saying I did it I'm just wondering if I should stop"
"What characteristics do chemists look for in people when dating? Asses and faces"
"Can't wait to sit in the doctor's office reception area so I can read how to fix meatloaf 3 ways & catch up on 1992."
"Did you hear that Willy Nelson died? He was singing on the road again."
"A vampire walks into a bar and asks for for a cup of boiling water The bartender says to the vampire dont vampiers drink blood? the vampire pulls out a used tampon and say yes im making tea!"