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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Willy Nelson died? He was singing on the road again."
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"What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker? All in, du thyme"
"Knock knock Who's there? Police. Your wife has been involved in a terrible car accident."
"That moment when you're driving and tweeting and you look up and notice you're in the Atlantic Ocean."
"You must be the square root of -1 Because you can't be real."
"Why did the eyeglasses model become a beekeeper? He heard that beauty was in the eyes of the bee holder."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in school? He just woke up!"
"Welcome to the punctuation store, where we serve all your daily punctuating needs! https://sites.google.com/site/thepunctuationstore/"
"[astronaut test] Before you begin, questions? [hand raised] ""Is it true the moon is cheese?"" Are you that damn mouse again? [mouse runs out]"
"My gf thinks I cook our meals cause I love her. Really, it's cause I'm afraid she might try to poison me."