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Joke of the Day

"Never bring a toasted sandwich to a senior's gym Or else you're going to have 40 people thinking they're having a stroke."

"Who's the fattest Knight at the round table? Why? Circumference. Because he ate too much pi."

"Winter is like your boyfriend... you know it's coming soon but you want it to hold off for as long as possible"

"My friend wants to be frozen to 273.15C after he dies. But at least we know (_) ( _)>- (_) he was 0K."

"An Indian man named Shakher opens a fries stall ... in London and calls it ""Shakher Fries."" He is still wondering why everyone seems to be shaking their fries after putting them in paper bags."

"So my friends played a practical joke on me They gave me a candy bar & told me it was chocolate, but it was actually carob. Fucking carob terrorists!"

"Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer."

"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? enough to kill 2 1/2 men."

"A word is worth 1/1000th of a picture."

"What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant hill Dead ant dead ant Dead ant Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaaant"