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Joke of the Day

"How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits."

"""Daddy why is Santa's sack so big?"" daughter asked, ""because he only comes once a year darling""."

"What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants Noel-ephants..."

"This blind guy walks into a fish store... This blind guy walks into a fish store He turns to his buddy, ""wow so many chicks"""

"Stop poking me on Facebook uncle Brian it's not cute anymore"

"You see me wildly flailing my arms. Did I: a) Walk through a spider web? b) Try to wrap something in Saran wrap? c) Try to use Scotch tape?"

"Something with high frequency hit me It really hertz"

"Turns out HR doesn't care if it's national underwear day, you have to wear pants to work."

"What's a baby hen called? Chic hen"

"A man with dyslexia... Walks into a bra."