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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor."

"I was reading the book ""Great Expectations"" by Charles Dickens. It wasn't as good as I hoped it would be."

"A man asked Robin Hood, ""would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?"" To which he replied, ""I Sher-would."""

"We could have saved 10 - 15 lives a year if Noah would have just said ""ya know what, bears? No"". Plus the Cubs wouldn't be a team."

"Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass."

"""Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S. Dads Against Dads Doing Dumb Shit. Repeat after me."" [whole room] ""AFTER ME"" ""Ok fellas, lets start here"""

"Did you hear about the man with a cold who went to a miniature petting zoo? He was feeling a little hoarse."

"I love looking at oranges, they are just so appealing"

"Explain joke What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!"

"Where was the toothbrush invented? Alabama. Anywhere else it would have been called a *teeth*brush"