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Joke of the Day
"Where was the toothbrush invented? Alabama. Anywhere else it would have been called a *teeth*brush"
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"How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris? No one knows, it's never been done before"
"I love people who IM me to tell me that they left a voice message to say that they sent me an email"
"What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common? very little"
"What is the best ""white people"" joke you know (possibly NSFW) I can't recall ever hearing any white people jokes. Anyone have any?"
"Ice cream van man found dead on the floor of his ice cream van, covered in sprinkles and raspberry sauce Police are not treating the death as suspicious. They believe he topped himself."
"Did you hear about the married Amish woman having an affair? She loved two Mennonite."
"When I was young, you could go into a corner shop with 1 and come out with 2 cokes, 3 Freddos and a magazine. Nowadays, there's CCTV everywhere."
"Sharks would look awesome with mustaches, but evolution said no. Cause evolution is a dick."
"What does r/The_Donald call its rule list? The MAGA Carta"