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Joke of the Day

"""Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S. Dads Against Dads Doing Dumb Shit. Repeat after me."" [whole room] ""AFTER ME"" ""Ok fellas, lets start here"""

"""Welcome to fightclub you may now kiss the bride."""

"I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend, but she was on her period... so I had to pull some strings."

"Bestiality is like prescription drugs... May cause internal bleeding, shortness of breath, abdominal pain, infection, diarrhea and in extreme cases, could be fatal."

"""It's what's on the inside that counts"" I told my ugly daughter As I tried to explain to her how a calculator works. She's also stupid."

"what am I? I'm owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives use me after getting married Last Name"

"What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."

"I asked a fetus if it wanted some food, and it replied: 'no thanks... ... I gestate.'"

"What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball? You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza."

"Why did the nuke switch course? Because a girl on the ground said ""I have a boyfriend"" later that day the nuke fell into depression"