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Joke of the Day
"I love looking at oranges, they are just so appealing"
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"What kind of dessert do ghosts always come back for?? A Boo Meringue"
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises..............."
"Give a girl a slutty costume and she'll whore around for one night. Give her a bad education and she'll whore around forever."
"How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure he`s got the right hole."
"If you ever meet me please remember that I literally have a headache all the time"
"This guy.. igg.me/at/bustofabney Why is this a thing??"
"21st century kid on Santa's lap-""Yo santa, some more insta followers would be real dope for Christmas. Thanks bruh bruh"""
"What do you call it when you open a soda for a buddy who is in outer space? An astrofizzassist."
"What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality."