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Joke of the Day

"I was reading the book ""Great Expectations"" by Charles Dickens. It wasn't as good as I hoped it would be."

"Why did the reddit mod cross the road? [removed]"

"How do astronauts say they're sorry? They apollo-gize."

"He: ""I'll catch a grenade for you."" She: ""Prove it."" He: *Plays Call of Duty*"

"Hi, welcome to Necrophiliac Club. Who wants a cold one?"

"Why even ask how my weekend was if you're just going to interrupt me halfway through to say, ""Yeah, I saw your Facebook post."""

"Unfortunate sign in discount warehouse near a retirement community: Shop till you drop!"

"In Canada alcoholics go to EhEh meetings."

"When I die, my last thought will probably be ""Man that falcon looks pissed."""

"What's blue and doesn't weigh much? Light blue"