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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock..... who's there? Owls. Owls Who? Yes they do..."
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"If you message me with thanks, please include what you're thanking me for. I've been counting my money and sniffing my fingers all morning."
"I have a friend visiting from out of town. What's your fave place in LA to look at your phone??"
"Watch closely as the husband quietly approaches the calm children, riles them up into a frenzy, then slyly escapes to watch football."
"Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience."
"Kenny G. walks into an elevator... and says, ""Man, this place is HAPPENING!"""
"How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on Deus Voltage"
"How do you kill a blonde? You put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool."
"Why don't women fart? They can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure"
"My greatest contribution to most situations is just not making it worse."