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Joke of the Day
"Kenny G. walks into an elevator... and says, ""Man, this place is HAPPENING!"""
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"Why'd the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field."
"Wife: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? Husband: Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money."
"Accidently played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear. Now it can ride a bike without training wheels."
"McDonald's serves up 1 billion ""abortions on toast"" They've sold 1 billion of [these](http://i.imgur.com/d9CDgON.jpg)...the egg-mcmuffin"
"When you realize... The Ghostbusters (2016) budget was 153 million dollars. *facepalm*"
"Q: How do you reuse a condom? A: Turn it inside out, and shake the fuck out of it."
"Thanks a lot, gourmet cupcake shops. You've taken a perfectly good treat and turned it into an asshole."
"""Um."" - 1st horse that got ridden"
"Why are the Jews angry about the new $20 bill? Because it's only worth $12 now"