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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a blonde? You put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool."
Next Joke
"What do you call the Japanese demon of spices? The Pepper Oni."
"women tend to make bad decisions when they're around me... if they chose me instead it would be the best decision of their lives!"
"how do you know if you have a high sperm count? your daughter has to chew before she swallows"
"Hungary conquered Turkey... They had to change their name to Full."
"Growing up, I dreamed of becoming a meteorologist. Now, I've got 3 weather apps on my phone. Living the dream, people."
"If you're giving me directions and you say, ""Head north,"" I'm going to think you mean toward the sky."
"What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting? [OC] I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer."
"Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!"
"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it."