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Joke of the Day
"What did the barber say to the Potato? ""You've got eyes on the back of your head!"""
Next Joke
"What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girls arsehole? You know its wrong but sooner or later your going to lick it."
"""Wow, cell phones are getting ridiculously big."" ""That's a smart car."""
"Someone told this at a Disney campground. What's large, gray, and comes in quarts? An Elephant."
"What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini? Qui-Gon Gin"
"Did you hear about the guy who snorted curry powder? He fell into a korma"
"Quasimodo walks into a pub Goes up to the bar and asks for a scotch whiskey. Barman asks ""bells alright?"" Quasimodo snaps ""mind your own fucking business"""
"All the Geology majors at my university smoke a lot weed. I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners."
"Two soldiers are in a tank. One says to the other, ""I'd better get out and dry myself."""
"What is Harry Potters abortion spell? Fetus-Deletus"