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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin' catholic"

"What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"

"I appreciate it when someone tells me to just ""get over it"" when I'm depressed. It gives me a chance to exercise my grave digging skills."

"I don't understand interventions. What's the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of the reasons I drink in the first place?"

"What's the difference between England and a cup of tea? The teabag stays in the cup longer."

"Twilight and Hostess are over. It's a sad day for fat girls."

"Whenever someone well known dies, social networks turn into an online obituary. #DontActLikeYouCare, @MaleHonesty86"

"Something I'll sadly never get back as a Jew My foreskin."

"What do vegetarians love to do during sex? Toss some salad."