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Joke of the Day
"Why don't women fart? They can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure"
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"When I was younger, I was so stupid, I made bad decisions that will haunt me for the rest of my life. And by ""younger"" I mean yesterday."
"What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope"
"How do priests make holy water? They bless the hell out of it."
"My kids had head lice once so please don't tell me about your home invasion..."
"Me winding up as the last man on earth is an unlikely scenario, but an awful lot of women seem to have already thought it through."
"They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !"
"What is a British woman on her period? A bloody cunt."
"Any dude who waits for Valentines Day to treat his woman like a Queen is failing 364 days a year."
"What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable? Beets."