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Joke of the Day

"How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on Deus Voltage"

"What's long green and smells like pork scratchings? Kermit the frogs finger."

"I like how we say ""vegan"" now instead of ""eating disorder""."

"What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on? Calculust"

"So my kid secretly recorded me driving and singing and put it on social media if you needed to know how important birth control is today."

"Cashier: Will that be all? Me: No. I'm getting everything like an easter egg hunt, I just wanted to show you what I've got so far."

"What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump's tie."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill with a dollar and a quarter Jill came down with $2.50"

"Cans I work in a can recycling factory. My job is to crush cans. I don't enjoy it. It's soda pressing."

"I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums. He was a professional tuna."