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Joke of the Day
"""I know exactly how you feel."" *staring at a deflated giant inflatable snowman"
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"Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days? Everyone knows black people can't work a full week."
"Why was Hitler bad at math? Because could never find the Final Solution."
"Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble."
"My Girlfriend told me she had an STD Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship now."
"A Chinese acrobat/protester somersaulted over the police line in Hong Kong and was pepper sprayed. The crowd declared, ""That was a-mace-ing!"""
"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."
"""Are you chewing, boy?"" said the teacher ""This is the worst blowjob I've had all day"""
"A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. ""Wow,"" says the bartender. ""That is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot."
"Q: What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn? A: Out dated farming equipment."