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Joke of the Day

"Why are there so many cat photos online? Because Asians love to take a photo of their food before eating."

"I would watch a reality show that's nothing but goth kids trying not to smile while riding on a jet ski."

"The KKK was a conservationist group. They just wanted to put the monkeys back in the trees."

"Why don't black people like pirates? they pronounce everything with a hard ""aargh"""

"Why did the Moon break up with Earth? The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart."

"Did you hear about the owl who fell in love with the goat? They had a hootin-nanny."

"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now i can't find him."

"If you factor in ""supply and demand""... she DOES NOT want the D. There is so much D trying to go around, not even the alphabet wants the D."

"A Jewish boy asks his father for 50 bucks. What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars? Why do you want 10 dollars?"

"I was tired of the fascist dictator who ran the Bird Imitators Society.. So I took control with a violent coup."