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Joke of the Day

"Why are there so many cat photos online? Because Asians love to take a photo of their food before eating."

"Showier thoughts pt 3 Someone used this water to flush poop and now here I am washing my body with it."

"What do you call these cats? What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain."

"I decided not to let C into my fancy club. It lacks class."

"What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom? Don't worry baby, I'm sterile."

"*walks out into irradiated air using an antique porcelain teacup as a gas mask* *dies instantly, but with a touch of class*"

"Did you here about the circus fire? It was in tents."

"""Woo, I'm on a roll today, baby!"" -butter"

"Seven has the word 'even' in it... ...which is odd."

"""I take pride in my job. I transport the worlds most precious cargo"" -oh, u drive a school bus? ""LMAO Hell no! I'm a drug smuggler u nerd"""